I've got the craziest bunch of students. Ever.

During the Illustrator class, I got them to vector the DC Heroes logos - and Superman definitely being one of them. Come on, the most popular and widely recognised fictional personality being left out of the roster?

Anyway, I usually hook my computer up to the projector to show them the steps. For a bunch of first year students, some of them won't know the shortcuts to vectoring, so I showed them a few tips that would speed up their work.

I guess that wasn't really needed because they were more interested in the logo itself...

"WOW SIR! NICE ASS!!"

Now, that was what you would hear. When you think about it, it is not someone's posterior that they were complimenting, but it was the letter S that they were complimenting. My students could use some pronunciation classes.